It’s like, since being kicked out of the planet gang, it’s decided to form a...– British neuroscientist and stand-up comedian DEAN BURNETT, remarking on the discovery of a fifth moon around the planet Pluto. (via quantumaniac)
From a black man to Mitt Romney: Fuck you. Black people don’t want free shit,...– http://jezebel.com/5925651/comment-of-the-day-mitt-romney-can-partake-in-the-finest-selection-of-horse-penises (via super-brother) Normally I don’t reblog heavy political stuff but this is gold. (via mochakimono) They need to give a speech because this opening line, “Black people don’t want free...